Song: There's No 'Too Soon' If Time Is Relative Artist: NOFX
I don't feel like moving Don't feel like talking I'm feeling a little Stephen Hawking today
I barely feel like rolling There's no way I'm rockin' I'm feeling Stephen Hawking hey hey hey
When I saw him on TV I thought he looked crazy Then my friend told me That's he's just really lazy So lazy that he could only write A brief history of time
He made be smart But to me he's just A creep narcoleptic mime
I wanna be like Stephen So I'm gonna walk uneven And have trouble breathing hey hey hey
I'm gonna live by gravitational law I'm gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw And make my hand more look like a lobster claw hey hey hey
But being Stephen must be kind of a drag It looks like even his teeth Are starting to sag I thought he had a tail He was trying to wag But then I learned That the tail was a tube Because he's so lazy that He poops in a colostomy bag
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen You give me something to believe Don't want to hear him Don't want to see him I think he might have melted In a wax museum
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen Are you a robot Posing as a human being? Oh Stephen, oh Stephen You give us all A super creepy feeling
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